tomorrow I’m getting a haircut
There she go
another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
these people cant be real
IM STILL LAUGHING OVER “U ARENT GONNA LEAVE HIM FOR A DILDO” FKDLLS
tbh if i ever had a bf that wouldnt allow me to get a dildo i would buy enough to make a dildo sculpture man and drop his ass n marry the dildo man