tomorrow I’m getting a haircut

tomorrow I’m getting a haircut



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susemoji:

There she go

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tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this

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heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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"Why don’t they just to pack up and move somewhere else then?" — Junior Economics students on third world people 



nayx:

these people cant be real

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panerasexual:

ezrabot:

panerasexual:

ezrabot:

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER “U ARENT GONNA LEAVE HIM FOR A DILDO” FKDLLS

ITS TRUE

tbh if i ever had a bf that wouldnt allow me to get a dildo i would buy enough to make a dildo sculpture man and drop his ass n marry the dildo man

honestly same

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